MUMMY comes again to scare the SILVERSCREEN nw d Action hero Jet-li to
surely its really gonna rock the world ...lets wait 4 d release

Ghajini

Hollywood new film Ghajini starring Amir Khan comes in the role of Surya, Asin plays her own role and Jiah Khan plays the role of Nayanthara

PLEASE .......DON'T

Fate is cruel he wont mind what we are doing

Miss Universe 2008

Password

A SHORT STORY

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got
a call from her husband Karthi,

RAMYA(R): "Hello, yes Karthi".


KARTHI(K): "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of
the mail from that USconsultant I forgot to take it in my
office"


(R): "Yes, I can, I need your password"
(K): "jeni22091980"
(R): "Ok fine"



She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her
mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...



She decides not to discuss this with Karthi. She simply opens
her mail box and changes the password from "mohan143" to
"karthiramya" and leaves for home!



MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!

Boss Kidnapped

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.
Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire
about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going
to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

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"About 1 litre."

Time 4 a little Philosohy

"Opinions are like hand watches.


Everyone's watch shows different time from others.


But,


Everyone believes that their time is correct."

A Little Fun Time

1. Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this
train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


2. A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the
gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll
have a scotch and soda."

3. Little Susie came running into the house after school one
day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in
math's and 20 in science."

4. Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to
Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

NOT MY JOB AWARD -2007

The National Award for "Not My Job" declared and the award goes for
.......
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'The HIGHWAY Department'

Sculptures -----Beautiful

What do you think it is ?
well they are carved out of water melon look how beautiful it is

The Beauty of Life does not only depends on how happy you are... But also how happy others can be...Because of You!!!

If Inflation does not stop

With HP Evry thing is possible................funny

WITH HP EVRY THING IS POSSIBLE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



1. U can use it as a chair
2. U can use it as a nut cracker................

And more YES with HP everything is possible

ICICI Defaulters

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'

'No, sweetheart,' she responds.


Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'

'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.

'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.

'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'


Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'

Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'

Good Morning

The night is quiet and still peace seems to fill the land The sun will make it's way at the voice of His command Dawn has already broken a new day awaits all Everyday of each year spring, summer, winter and fall Many Good Wishes as you arise on this day May it be full of blessings is what I solemnly Pray… Have a Great Day!!!

Awesome Pencil Art

This is a pencil art------------------ Can U believe ?

GREAT RESCUE MISSION >>> awesome

Here is a great rescue mission by two boys