HOW TO FACE PROBLEMS.................

Problems may come but u must take it as a "ROYAL CHALLENGE"

Otherwise people will call u an " OLD MONK"

And stick a " BLACK LABEL"

on

u.

But u must fight like "NAPOLEAN ",

Live like a " BAGPIPER",

Strut around like "JHONNY WALKER",

Work till "8PM",

Think like a "DIRECTOR SPECIAL"

.

....And do not forget the cute little "BLACK DOG"

Then your life will be like an "IMPERIAL BLUE "

And if you do

all of the

above

,

it

will

ad

d value for your " SIGNATURE" .....

! ! ! Cheers ! ! !

HAVE A GREAT WEEK AHEAD!!!

Indias Genious Boy

A year ago a footage emerged from a remote village in

India . The video showed a young girl receiving surgery to separate her fingers, which were badly burned and fused together. Why did this operation make headlines around the world? The surgery was performed by a 7-year-old boy named Akrit Jaswal.

Now 13 years old, Akrit has an IQ of 146 and is considered the smartest person his age in India -a country of more than a billion people. Before Akrit could even speak, his parents say they knew he was special.

'He learned very fast,' says Raksha, Akrit's mother. 'After learning the alphabet, we started to teach him joining of words, and he started writing as well. He was two.'

At an age when most children are learning their ABCs, Akrit was reading Shakespeare and assembling a library of medical textbooks. When he was 5 years old, he enrolled in school. One year later, Akrit was teaching English and math classes.

Akrit developed a passion for science and anatomy at an early age. Doctors at local hospitals took notice and started allowing him to observe surgeries when he was 6 years old. Inspired by what he saw, Akrit read everything he could on the topic. When an impoverished family heard about his amazing abilities, they asked if he would operate on their daughter for free. Her surgery was a successAfter the surgery, Akrit was hailed as a medical genius in India . Neighbors and strangers flocked to him for advice and treatment. At age 11, Akrit was admitted to Punjab University .. He's the youngest student ever to attend an Indian university. That same year, he was also invited to London 's famed Imperial College to exchange ideas with scientists on the cutting edge of medical research.

Akrit says he has millions of medical ideas, but he's currently focused on developing a cure for cancer. 'I've developed a concept called oral gene therapy on the basis of my research and my theories,' he says. 'I'm quite dedicated towards working on this mechanism.'

Growing up, Akrit says he used to see cancer patients lying on the side of the road because they couldn't afford treatment or hospitals had no space for them. Now, he wants to use his intellect to ease their suffering. '[I've been] going to hospitals since the age of 6, so I have seen firsthand people suffering from pain,' he says. 'I get very sad, and so that's the main motive of my passion about medicine, my passion about cancer.'

Currently, Akrit is working toward a bachelor's degrees in zoology, botany and chemistry. Someday, he hopes to continue his studies at Harvard University .

if u dont believe it just type "international symbol of marriage" in google n search for images...... ......... ......... ......... for those who are not getting what's in the hand of man ............ ......... .......it is creditcard.

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CRIME IMPLEMENTATION ANALYST

Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala

Objective:

To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:

- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA) , August 1996.

Thesis:

'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'

Coursework:

Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:

- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:

Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors and Achievements:

- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.

References:

- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

Articles used by Indira Gandhi

These are the articles which were used by Indira Gandhi, her sandals,bag,and her saree. We can also see the blood stains......

WONDER.......................... Is It?


Not at all. ..................... WHY?


The supply tap is there hidden beneath the heavy water beam flowing down.

FUNNY EVOLUTION

PAUL

PAUL'S TEACHER SENT A NOTE HOME TO HIS MOTHER, SAYING;

"Paul seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."

THE MOTHER WROTE BACK THE NEXT DAY:

"If you find a solution please advice.
I have the same problem with his 'FATHER'."

Gods must be crazy

When i was young, i used to pray for a bike...............................................

then i realized that GOD doesn't WORK that day


So i stole a bike and prayed for FORGIVENESS

Gangsters Son

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
"Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours ----> BUT I NEVER TOLD THEM ANYTHING!!"