A Little Fun Time

1. Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this
train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


2. A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the
gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll
have a scotch and soda."

3. Little Susie came running into the house after school one
day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in
math's and 20 in science."

4. Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to
Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.